The following story came from Bruce, who has
only missed 3 races since 1973!

"One year we spent Saturday night in the north 40. We heard
some commotion towards where the RV's were parked. We
wandered that way, and there was a guy standing on top of one
with a box of t-shirts. Any lady who climbed up the ladder to the
roof and displayed her assets got one of them."

"OK, OK, thank you honey! Who's next! Come on up, ladies!
Here's one! Come on up, sweet thing, let's see them! OK! OK!
Oooohh... Looking good! OK, here's your t-shirt. OK, ladies,
come on, don't be bashful! Who's next!......"