The following story came from Bruce, who has only missed 3
races since 1973!
"One year we spent Saturday night in the north 40. We heard some
commotion towards where the RV's were parked. We wandered that
way, and there was a guy standing on top of one with a box of t-shirts.
Any lady who climbed up the ladder to the roof and displayed her
assets got one of them."
"OK, OK, thank you honey! Who's next! Come on up, ladies! Here's one!
Come on up, sweet thing, let's see them! OK! OK! Oooohh... Looking good!
OK, here's your t-shirt. OK, ladies, come on, don't be bashful! Who's
next!......"
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